Send someone a sausage dog.
Every day. For a month.
Pick a person. We'll then send them a hand-picked sausage dog every morning for thirty days. They will either love you forever or never speak to you again.
One payment. No subscription. One-click opt-out.
Three steps. Thirty sausages.
Nominate your person
Tell us who's getting the sausages. A friend, a foe, or simply yourself. Add a note and take the credit, or stay anonymous. We won't ask why.
Let them know
Know their email? We'll send the invitation for you. Haven't the foggiest? Take a link and send it to them and let them open their generous gift.
Release the sausages
Once the gift is opened, a sausage dog turns up every single morning, never the same one twice, until the month runs out. Nothing else for you to do.
Who are you buying for?
The Dachshund Devotee
They love a sausage dog. Genuinely, deeply, a little worryingly. This is the best fiver you will ever spend on them, and they will tell you so on day four, day eleven, and day twenty-six.
The Cat Person
They have made their allegiance clear, and it was the wrong one. You are about to become a persistent, low-slung presence in their morning routine for one entire calendar month. There is nothing they can do about it. Well, there is one thing.
The Deserving
It's you. Nobody else was going to, and quite frankly, you deserve it. Put your own name in the box. We won't mention it, and neither will the sausages.
We serve all three, without judgement. 🌭
This is what lands, every morning.
No adverts. No upsells. No “you might also like.” Just one sausage dog, one caption, and the best start to any day.
- ✓Delivered by email or WhatsApp
- ✓A new sausage dog each day
- ✓Captions written by a human with a sense of humour
- ✓One-click opt-out (reluctantly)
Sausage a Day
to you · 08:00
Day 7. He is built like a draught excluder.
He is longer than the sofa he is not allowed on. He is aware of this. He is on the sofa.
Sent with love (allegedly) by Jonny.
Had enough? Stop the sausages in one click.
Can you really put a price on the joy of a sausage dog?
The Taster
14 days · 14 sausage dogs
For testing the water, or the friendship.
- ✓A sausage dog every morning for a fortnight
- ✓Personalised gift message on day one
- ✓Never the same sausage twice
- ✓Starts immediately, no waiting around
- ✓One-click opt-out
The Full Month
30 days · 30 sausage dogs
The proper commitment. 17p a sausage.
- ✓A sausage dog every morning for thirty days
- ✓Personalised gift message on day one
- ✓Never the same sausage twice
- ✓Schedule the day it starts
- ✓One-click opt-out
Sausages today. Chaos tomorrow.
The sausage dog is the flagship, but it will not be alone for long. In training:
You've got questions.
Is this a joke?+
It might seem it, but no, we're deadly serious. It is a real service that really does send a real sausage dog to a real person, every day, for a month.
How does it actually reach them?+
When they open your gift link they choose where their sausage dogs should turn up, from email to WhatsApp.
Can they make it stop?+
Every single sausage dog carries a one-click opt-out. We didn't want to do that, but our lawyers told us we had to (Boo!). If they use it, the sausages stop immediately. But really, who wouldn't want to see a sausage dog every morning for a month?
Will they know it's from me?+
Only if you'd like them to know. They'll receive the gift with your name and a personalised message. You can also go entirely anonymous, and we won't ask why.
Will they get the same sausage dog twice?+
No. Thirty days, thirty distinct sausage dogs. We keep a register. We take this extremely seriously, which is by some distance the funniest part.
Is it a subscription?+
No. You pay once, it runs its course, and then it stops. No card kept on file, no auto-renewal, no dark patterns. Just sausage dogs, then silence.
Can I schedule it to start on a birthday?+
Yes. Choose the start date and the first sausage dog will land on the morning of. Nothing says 'many happy returns' like a month of the long boy.
What if they don't like sausage dogs?+
If they don't at day 1, they will by day 30. Trust us.